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	<title>Infected Tube &#187; Animals</title>
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	<description>The Best Viral Videos, Pictures, Internet Memes, &#38; More</description>
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		<title>The Animated George Costanza Whale Story From The Seinfeld Marine Biologist Episode</title>
		<link>http://infectedtube.com/2010/04/09/the-animated-george-costanza-whale-story-from-the-seinfeld-marine-biologist-episode/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Apr 2010 02:55:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Via Gawker When George Costanza uttered the words &#8220;the sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli&#8221; the world was forever changed. Now witness his monologue in elegant moving text. Graphic designer Chris Crowl animated the 3D text using Adobe After Effects to create [...]]]></description>
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Via <a href="http://tv.gawker.com/5513564/the-seinfeld-whale-story-told-with-animated-text">Gawker</a></p>
<blockquote><p>When George Costanza uttered the words &#8220;the sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli&#8221; the world was forever changed. Now witness his monologue in elegant moving text.</p>
<p>Graphic designer Chris Crowl animated the 3D text using Adobe After Effects to create what you will surely agree is a beautiful and stylish rendering of the time George saved a beached whale and, for one brief shining moment, was a marine biologist.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>The Best Photos Of 2009 (at the always amazing Big Picture blog)</title>
		<link>http://infectedtube.com/2009/12/14/the-best-photos-of-2009-at-the-always-amazing-big-picture-blog/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Dec 2009 22:20:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Animals]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The year 2009 is almost over (not to mention the decade), so everyone is coming out with lists, but we want to highlight just one &#8211; The Best Photos Of 2009, put together by Boston.com&#8217;s Big Picture blog. We&#8217;ll preview the first, the most obvious, and then you should head over to Boston.com.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The year 2009 is almost over (not to mention the decade), <a href="http://decadalist.tumblr.com">so everyone is coming out with lists</a>, but we want to highlight just one &#8211; The Best Photos Of 2009, put together by Boston.com&#8217;s Big Picture blog. We&#8217;ll preview the first, the most obvious, <a href="http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2009/12/2009_in_photos_part_1_of_3.html">and then you should head over to Boston.com.</a></p>
<p><img src="http://infectedtube.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/obamas-best-pictures-2009.jpg" alt="The Obamas At The Inauguration" title="The Obamas At The Inauguration" width="300" height="224" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-371" /> </p>
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		<title>A Groundhog Fights Off Birds Trying To Grab His Nut</title>
		<link>http://infectedtube.com/2009/08/02/a-groundhog-fights-off-birds-trying-to-grab-his-nut/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Aug 2009 00:58:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Animals]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[You thought we were going NSFW with this one?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You thought we were going NSFW with this one?<br />
<div id="attachment_321" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 450px"><a href="http://infectedtube.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/groundhog-fights-birds-for-nut.jpg"><img src="http://infectedtube.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/groundhog-fights-birds-for-nut.jpg" alt="A Groundhog Protects His Nut" title="groundhog-fights-birds-for-nut" width="440" height="372" class="size-full wp-image-321" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">A Groundhog Protects His Nut</p></div></p>
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		<title>A Turtle Has An Orgasm. Only On The Internet. With Sound :)</title>
		<link>http://infectedtube.com/2009/07/29/a-turtle-has-an-orgasm/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2009 22:30:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Presented without comment:]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Presented without comment:<br />
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		<title>Shaq And A Panda</title>
		<link>http://infectedtube.com/2009/07/25/shaq-and-a-panda/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Jul 2009 00:14:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There is nothing else to say, other than, it&#8217;s Shaq and a panda:]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There is nothing else to say, other than, it&#8217;s Shaq and a panda:<br />
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		<title>Taco Bell Chihuahua Gets Chalupa in Heaven</title>
		<link>http://infectedtube.com/2009/07/22/taco-bell-chihuahua-gets-chalupa-in-heaven/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Jul 2009 20:52:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Taco Bell Chihuahua has passed away: The Taco Bell chihuahua was a popular advertising figure and mascot, voiced by Carlos Alazraqui, and developed by TBWA and used by Taco Bell, which is a division of Kentucky, United States-based Yum! Brands. The Chihuahua is a breed commonly associated with Mexico, as are the tacos the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Taco Bell Chihuahua has passed away:</p>
<blockquote><p>The Taco Bell chihuahua was a popular advertising figure and mascot, voiced by Carlos Alazraqui, and developed by TBWA and used by Taco Bell, which is a division of Kentucky, United States-based Yum! Brands. The Chihuahua is a breed commonly associated with Mexico, as are the tacos the restaurant serves. At least two dogs were used as models: the original was named Dinky, but was replaced shortly thereafter by a dog named Gidget. Dinky and a dog named Taco would also be stand-ins for Gidget.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Monkey On The Lam &#8211; The Complete Colbert Report Collection of Clips</title>
		<link>http://infectedtube.com/2009/07/14/monkey-on-the-lam-the-complete-colbert-report-collection-of-clips/</link>
		<comments>http://infectedtube.com/2009/07/14/monkey-on-the-lam-the-complete-colbert-report-collection-of-clips/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Jul 2009 23:16:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Need some background? Monkey on the Lam first appeared in August 2007 after a monkey escaped and went &#8220;on the lam&#8221; in Wisconsin. It has recurred occasionally, featuring stories of escaped monkeys, but mostly revolving around Colbert&#8217;s disappointment upon the discovery that whatever story is being profiled has been resolved and will not need follow [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Need some background?</p>
<blockquote><p>Monkey on the Lam first appeared in August 2007 after a monkey escaped and went &#8220;on the lam&#8221; in Wisconsin. It has recurred occasionally, featuring stories of escaped monkeys, but mostly revolving around Colbert&#8217;s disappointment upon the discovery that whatever story is being profiled has been resolved and will not need follow up, giving him no excuse to use the graphic featuring a monkey riding a lamb and firing a gun. A &#8220;Lobster Edition&#8221; of the segment was also featured, using the same graphic.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Triumph The Insult Comic Dog Terrorizes Comic Con!</title>
		<link>http://infectedtube.com/2008/08/04/triumph-the-insult-comic-dog-terrorizes-comic-con/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Aug 2008 22:08:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>An Elephant Paints A Self Portrait</title>
		<link>http://infectedtube.com/2008/04/17/an-elephant-paints-a-self-portrait/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Apr 2008 22:28:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>US Soldier throws puppy off cliff</title>
		<link>http://infectedtube.com/2008/03/04/us-soldier-throws-puppy-off-cliff/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Mar 2008 21:04:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[US Soldier throws puppy off cliff &#8211; Watch more free videos The U.S. Marines are investigating a video clip in which two of their own appear to throw a helpless puppy off a cliff. The 17 second clip sparked outrage after it was viewed thousands of times before being yanked by the popular Web site [...]]]></description>
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The U.S. Marines are investigating a video clip in which two of their own appear to throw a helpless puppy off a cliff.</p>
<p>The 17 second clip sparked outrage after it was viewed thousands of times before being yanked by the popular Web site YouTube.</p>
<p>The video shows two Marines, one of them holding a black and white puppy by the scruff of the neck.</p>
<p>Both men are heard saying how cute the puppy is before the soldier holding the dog lifts it above his head and hurls it across the rocky landscape into a small ravine.</p>
<p>Sounds of a puppy yelping in distress can be heard as the camera shows the dog flying through the air.</p>
<p>The Marines responded on Monday, saying the men in the clip appear to be based in Kaneohe, Hawaii.</p>
<p>Officials said they believe the Marine in the video is a lance corporal who returned to Hawaii in October from Iraq.</p>
<p>&#8220;This is a shocking and deplorable video that contrary to the high standards we set for every Marine. We will investigate this and take appropriate action,&#8221; Maj. Christopher Perrine said.</p>
<p>Those who watched the clip on YouTube were similarly outraged.</p>
<p>YouTube user evergladephish wrote, &#8220;He should be court martialed, and then have someone grab him by the scruff of the neck and toss him over a cliff.&#8221;</p>
<p>Others questioned whether the clip may have been staged as a sick joke.</p>
<p>&#8220;We need to find out who is this person, is this a legitimate video? Was it edited?&#8221; Maj. Perrine said.</p>
<p>If the video proves to be authentic, the Marines in the clip could face judicial charges, demotions in rank and pay and even a court-martial. They could also be discharged.</p>
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		<title>The Now Infamous Salesgenie.com Racist Panda Bear Ad</title>
		<link>http://infectedtube.com/2008/02/06/the-now-infamous-salesgeniecom-racist-panda-bear-ad/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Feb 2008 19:45:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[THE sponsor of two commercials during Super Bowl XLII for Salesgenie.com, which drew complaints from viewers because of the characters’ ethnic accents, says he is sorry and promises to stop running one of them. Vinod Gupta, the chairman and chief executive of InfoUSA in Omaha, the parent of Salesgenie.com, said in a telephone interview Tuesday [...]]]></description>
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THE sponsor of two commercials during Super Bowl XLII for Salesgenie.com, which drew complaints from viewers because of the characters’ ethnic accents, says he is sorry and promises to stop running one of them.</p>
<p>Vinod Gupta, the chairman and chief executive of InfoUSA in Omaha, the parent of Salesgenie.com, said in a telephone interview Tuesday that a commercial featuring two animated pandas speaking with what were intended as Chinese accents would be withdrawn.</p>
<p>“We never thought anyone would be offended,” said Mr. Gupta, who developed and wrote both commercials himself.</p>
<p>“The pandas are Chinese,” he said. “They don’t speak German.”</p>
<p>Still, “if I offended anybody,” Mr. Gupta said, “believe me, I apologize.”</p>
<p>Mr. Gupta said he planned to keep running the other Salesgenie commercial, featuring an animated salesman named Ramesh who speaks with an Indian or other South Asian accent.</p>
<p>The reason, Mr. Gupta said, was that “more people seem upset about the pandas than Ramesh.”</p>
<p>“People have been making fun of my accent for years,” said Mr. Gupta, who described himself in the interview as half-Indian and half-Jewish. “And I love it.”</p>
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		<title>Fuck Planet Earth</title>
		<link>http://infectedtube.com/2008/01/28/fuck-planet-earth/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jan 2008 16:26:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Crustacean vs. Crustacean &#8211; Lobster Knife Fight</title>
		<link>http://infectedtube.com/2008/01/28/crustacean-vs-crustacean-lobster-knife-fight/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jan 2008 16:18:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Tiger Kills Man, Mauls Two Others After Escaping Cage at San Francisco Zoo</title>
		<link>http://infectedtube.com/2007/12/26/tiger-kills-man-mauls-two-others-after-escaping-cage-at-san-francisco-zoo/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Dec 2007 03:21:07 +0000</pubDate>
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&#8220;There was no way out through the door. The animal appears to have climbed or otherwise lept out of the enclosure.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Zero Gravity Cat</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Dec 2007 00:12:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Have you ever wondered what a cat would do in zero gravity? Well you&#8217;re about to find out:]]></description>
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