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The Luther ain’t got nothing on this:

In the midst of a staggering obesity epidemic in the US, KFC has doubled down on a high-calorie menu choice. KFC is now offering a “sandwich” which consists of bacon, two kinds of cheeses and sauce between two pieces of fried chicken. That’s right, fried chicken as a bun instead of bread.

But if our figures hold true, and KFC won’t confirm they don’t, the Double Down is more caloriffic than the Wendy’s Triple with Everything and Cheese (1700 mg sodium, 960 calories, 26 gms of fat), the Burger King Stacker Quad (1770 sodium, 1020 calories, 69 gms of fat), and compares closely to the fat, salt and calorie totals of three McDonalds Big Macs put together (3060 sodium, 1620 calories, 87 gms fat).

Google’s search suggestions are always good for a laugh. Sometimes they reveal the nasty thoughts of your fellow man. Other times, well…who knows:

What Are These Srawberries Doing On My Nipples

Seriously! I need to make a fruit salad!

Silent Sketcher @ deviantART has drawn a masterpiece rendition of the players in the fast food mafia – Ronald McDonald, the KFC Colonel, ‘Little’ Caesar, Wendy of Wendy’s, and The King of Burger Kind. An un-watermarked image is floating around, but we want to give Silent Sketcher his due credit:

All The Players In The Fast Food Mafia Are Represented In This Awesome Illustration