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The Luther ain’t got nothing on this:

In the midst of a staggering obesity epidemic in the US, KFC has doubled down on a high-calorie menu choice. KFC is now offering a “sandwich” which consists of bacon, two kinds of cheeses and sauce between two pieces of fried chicken. That’s right, fried chicken as a bun instead of bread.

But if our figures hold true, and KFC won’t confirm they don’t, the Double Down is more caloriffic than the Wendy’s Triple with Everything and Cheese (1700 mg sodium, 960 calories, 26 gms of fat), the Burger King Stacker Quad (1770 sodium, 1020 calories, 69 gms of fat), and compares closely to the fat, salt and calorie totals of three McDonalds Big Macs put together (3060 sodium, 1620 calories, 87 gms fat).

A user at the BodyBuilding.com forums named boxingchamp93 wants to address the haters:

to the ppl that said i didnt have abs…142 lbs right now- one year difference

You can head over to the forums to the see the before picture if you’re into that sort of thing. It’s the after picture that caught the attention of the Internets (click to expand…if you must):

When someone pointed out the obvious, he answered with, well, who knows what to make of this:

i took a piss and then ran in there to take the pic bro chill out

Yeah…bro, chill out!

Wow. We are speechless:

A friend sent some photos he took my way and its just lowered my faith in humanity a bit more. I thought I’d share.

Get this woman a stimulus check stat. She needs to buy some oil to power that scooter to buy some more Burger King burgers without getting off of her feet.

We love Look At This Fucking Hipster so much that we decided to pull out our five favorite fat ass hipsters:

A streaker ran into more trouble than expected during a limited-overs cricket international when he was flattened by Australian allrounder Andrew Symonds.

The man ran onto the pitch, naked, and toward Symonds at the non-striker’s end Tuesday as he attempted to evade police and ground security staff at the Australia vs. India match.

Symonds stood his ground and leaned into the streaker in a rugby-style shoulder charge, dropping him instantly to the ground.

The streaker was escorted from the field by police.

He faces a fine up to 3,000 Australian dollars (C$2,775) for the pitch invasion and is expected to be charged with willful exposure by Queensland state police.

Australia was 34 for three at the time, chasing 259 to win and keep the three-match finals series alive.

Symonds, a muscular allrounder who did some off season training with Australian National Rugby League powerhouse club the Brisbane Broncos, did not seem distracted by his brush with the pitch invader.

A convicted sex offender has won $10m in the Massachusetts state lottery in the US, but could face jail for failing to tell police he had moved.

Daniel Snay’s win attracted the attention of the police in Connecticut, where he had lived for many years. They say he never informed them of his move.

He faces up to five years in prison if convicted of failing to notify authorities of his change of address.

His lawyer says when Snay moved, he registered only in the new state.

“If that is incorrect, we’ll have to fix it,” lawyer Joseph Fabbricotti said. “He wasn’t running. He’s been living here for four years.”

Connecticut police said Snay had not confirmed his address for the Connecticut sex offender registry since 2004.

“We’re trying to determine when he moved, why he didn’t register with us and whether any charges are warranted,” a spokesman said.