In the midst of a staggering obesity epidemic in the US, KFC has doubled down on a high-calorie menu choice. KFC is now offering a “sandwich” which consists of bacon, two kinds of cheeses and sauce between two pieces of fried chicken. That’s right, fried chicken as a bun instead of bread.

But if our figures hold true, and KFC won’t confirm they don’t, the Double Down is more caloriffic than the Wendy’s Triple with Everything and Cheese (1700 mg sodium, 960 calories, 26 gms of fat), the Burger King Stacker Quad (1770 sodium, 1020 calories, 69 gms of fat), and compares closely to the fat, salt and calorie totals of three McDonalds Big Macs put together (3060 sodium, 1620 calories, 87 gms fat).

to the ppl that said i didnt have abs…142 lbs right now- one year difference

You can head over to the forums to the see the before picture if you’re into that sort of thing. It’s the after picture that caught the attention of the Internets (click to expand…if you must):

When someone pointed out the obvious, he answered with, well, who knows what to make of this:

i took a piss and then ran in there to take the pic bro chill out

Yeah…bro, chill out!

A friend sent some photos he took my way and its just lowered my faith in humanity a bit more. I thought I’d share.

Get this woman a stimulus check stat. She needs to buy some oil to power that scooter to buy some more Burger King burgers without getting off of her feet.

A streaker ran into more trouble than expected during a limited-overs cricket international when he was flattened by Australian allrounder Andrew Symonds.

The man ran onto the pitch, naked, and toward Symonds at the non-striker’s end Tuesday as he attempted to evade police and ground security staff at the Australia vs. India match.

Symonds stood his ground and leaned into the streaker in a rugby-style shoulder charge, dropping him instantly to the ground.

The streaker was escorted from the field by police.

He faces a fine up to 3,000 Australian dollars (C$2,775) for the pitch invasion and is expected to be charged with willful exposure by Queensland state police.

Australia was 34 for three at the time, chasing 259 to win and keep the three-match finals series alive.

Symonds, a muscular allrounder who did some off season training with Australian National Rugby League powerhouse club the Brisbane Broncos, did not seem distracted by his brush with the pitch invader.

Daniel Snay’s win attracted the attention of the police in Connecticut, where he had lived for many years. They say he never informed them of his move.

He faces up to five years in prison if convicted of failing to notify authorities of his change of address.

His lawyer says when Snay moved, he registered only in the new state.

“If that is incorrect, we’ll have to fix it,” lawyer Joseph Fabbricotti said. “He wasn’t running. He’s been living here for four years.”

Connecticut police said Snay had not confirmed his address for the Connecticut sex offender registry since 2004.

“We’re trying to determine when he moved, why he didn’t register with us and whether any charges are warranted,” a spokesman said.

Mike Huckabee took time out from the campaign trail in South Carolina to visit with Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski on MSNBC’s “Morning Joe.” Things were going well until Mike Huckabee offered this revolting revelation about his eating habits in college —- he regularly fried squirrel in a popcorn popper in his dorm room. He offers the squirrel story beginning at about the 1:15 mark of the video

Moon police said Beth Ann Chester also told them she and the student had sex in her car while it was parked in the school’s parking lot.
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“She admitted to a full sexual relationship with a student in the car parking lot,” said Chief Leo McCarthy of the Moon Township Police Department.

Police said the boy’s cell phone contained photos and text messages from Chester, 26, of Scott.

“She sent nude photos,” said McCarthy. “Believe me, it was her.”

In one text message, police said, Chester called the boy “sexy” and made a graphic reference to his body.

Beijingers were warned to stay indoors on Thursday as pollution levels across the capital hit the top of the scale, despite repeated assurances by the government that air quality was improving.

“This is as bad as it can get,” a spokeswoman for the Beijing Environmental Protection Bureau told AFP.

“Level five is the worst level of air pollution. This is as bad as it has been all year.”

According to the bureau’s website, 15 out of the 16 pollution monitoring stations in urban Beijing registered a “five” for air quality rating.

Jenkem is a hallucinogenic recreational drug composed of noxious gas formed from fermented human sewage.[1] Jenkem emerged amongst Zambian street children some time before the mid-1990s. In November 2007, anecdotes were widely repeated in the American media which gave the impression that Jenkem was a popular drug taking hold with American teenagers. Media reportage was characterized by disbelief and distaste for the “grossness” of the phenomenon. However, several sources are alleging that these reports are based on a hoax. Since November no new reports have appeared to corroborate the early speculations.