We’ve refrained from this whole Tiger Woods thing because, well, it’s just to hard to pick a winner. Until now.
Tiger Woods Caught Texting A Lady-friend? With His Wife By His Side?
The YouTube description is innocent enough (relatively speaking):
Wayne Spring of Albany, Lousisana After telling his FaceBook friends they could shoot up his T.V. if the Saints beat the Redskins, they showed up in full force after the Saints won in OT 33-30.
No words will do this justice, so just watch the video and enjoy one more game of the Saints incredible so-far undefeated season.
So let’s get the back story on this video which really can only be described as…America, Fuck Yeah!
Wayne Spring shot off his mouth. And then a firing squad of Saints fans shot up his 60-inch flat screen – may it rest in pieces.
The Louisiana man predicted a Washington Redskins’ victory over undefeated New Orleans last Sunday – and offered local fans a chance to blast his beloved television if the Saints prevailed.
They did, with a 33-30 overtime triumph. Within minutes, Spring’s phone was ringing madly. And then his Albany, La., driveway was filled with Saints fans fueled by vengeance and beer.
“They said they were coming with guns,” said Spring. “And then they were in my driveway. With guns.”
The executioners – most in Saints jerseys – shot his television to bits, the fusillade of handgun and rifle fire every bit as accurate as a Drew Brees bomb.
“They blew it to smithereens,” said Spring, who owns a pair of local trailer parks.
He taped the whole thing and posted it on YouTube, where it’s collected more than 150,000 viewings.
“I’m not sure if I was drinking or not when I made the offer,” Spring said yesterday. “But I know when they came here, some of those fellas were drinking.
So, to summarize. New Orleans Saints fan, doubting that his beloved New Orleans Saints could keep their undefeated season going against the so-so Redskins, decides to allow his [Facebook Friends] to shoot up his 60 inch flat screen TV is said beloved Saints win…which is supposedly what he wants to happen.
We doubt that the gun-toting fella with the Saints tattoo on the back of his neck/head would have ever made such a bet. Now the big question is, what happens when the Saints are 15-0 headed into the final game. What else will this gentleman offer to shoot up? Only time will tell.
We love us some town halls, and though we don’t have much love for Barney Frank, this is awesome:
At one point, confronted by an audience member holding a picture of President Obama defaced to make Obama look like Hitler who asked how he could support Nazi policies, Frank asked “on what planet do you spend most of your time?” When asked if he would respond to the question, he said “trying to have a conversation with you would be like trying to argue with a dining room table.”
This has left us speechless at Infected Tube. The geniuses? over at the Sarah Palin Fan ClubConservatives4Palin, mashed up this video of Sarah Palin clips with R. Kelly (yes, the R. Kelly who would like to piss on you) crooning that he’s The World’s Greatest (humble what?)
Gawker had this to say:
Since most Sarah Palin fetishists think she’s Christ reincarnated with a folksy twang and fertile vagina, it stands to reason that someone would eventually make a Palin video tribute set to the music of R. Kelly. That time is now.
At first glance you’d think that this utterly hilarious compilation, featuring the music of a black man renowned for on-camera golden showers and statutory rape, was a parody made by Keith Olbermann or Bill Maher’s staffs, but it was actually put together and posted to the web this morning by the delusional wingnuts who run the Conservatives4Palin website. Prepare to be mesmerized.
We also would be doing you a great disservice if we didn’t include a copy of Conservatives4Palin’s logo, a shot of Alaskan mountains and and the Trans-Alaskan Pipeline split by Palin’s backside. Got that? Mountains, ass, and oil!
Conservatives4Palin Think She Is The World's Greatest
And here is what the naive video editor had to say:
This video was a lot of fun to make and only took a few hours (I harvested clips from other Sarah Palin “bests” out there). The main purpose of this film is to share with you some clips that you might not have seen and to uplift and encourage all of your Palin-ites out there. We support a great woman that has truly taken a stand. She’s one of the world’s greatest!
Do you think he knows this song was written by a child molester about a black boxer named Muhammad?
Two years ago we brought you the most ridiculous chains in hip-hop. This year we updated that list with more ridiculous hip hop chains.
Apparently we were too quick to put that second list together because Soulja Boy aka Soulja Boy Tell ‘Em has gone and gotten himself a Lamborghini Diamond Chain. But wait, there’s more. The chain comes off, and can be controlled with a remote control, making it possibly the most expensive toy-car/jewelry every produced.
RapRadar had this to say:
Now, I’ve never been one to clock another man’s paper, but I think it’s time for an intervention. A diamond encrusted toy car? I mean, really. You’re 19-years-old DeAndre. You know, an adult. Now would probably be a good time time to start acting like one. Yes, you’re entitled to spend your money however want, but as a public figure, your prodigal habits help perpetuate stereotypes regarding Blacks and finance. Hey, I’m no Suze Orman, but at least I’m smart enough to know the difference between guns and butter.
Well, what do you expect for a video entitled (by its author, on his own YouTube account) rich nigga shit pt. 6
Oh those wacky Birthers. They are a few steps crazier than the Tea Baggers. Well, the California lawyer/dentist/realtor Orly Taitz who is the Queen of the Birthers has found Obama’s Kenyan Birth Certificate, which, according to something called World Net Daily is not a hoax, unlike the clear hoax of a Kenyan Birth Certificate that they found last week…or something:
Last week, a counterfeit document purporting to be Obama’s Kenyan birth certificate made the rounds of the Internet, but was quickly determined to be fraudulent. The new document released by Taitz bears none of the obvious traits of a hoax.
Obama's Kenyan Birth Certificate
Head over to World Net Daily to see closeups and further mental gymnastics!
A user at the BodyBuilding.com forums named boxingchamp93 wants to address the haters:
to the ppl that said i didnt have abs…142 lbs right now- one year difference
You can head over to the forums to the see the before picture if you’re into that sort of thing. It’s the after picture that caught the attention of the Internets (click to expand…if you must):
When someone pointed out the obvious, he answered with, well, who knows what to make of this:
i took a piss and then ran in there to take the pic bro chill out
Yeah…bro, chill out!
