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The year 2009 is almost over (not to mention the decade), so everyone is coming out with lists, but we want to highlight just one – The Best Photos Of 2009, put together by Boston.com’s Big Picture blog. We’ll preview the first, the most obvious, and then you should head over to Boston.com.

Due to overwhelming demand, you may now purchase Palin Beck 2012 bumper stickers, Palin Beck 2012 apparel and more, all featuring the bumper sticker below!

Palin urged her 800,000-plus Facebook fans to watch the Fox News host:

FOX News’ Glenn Beck is doing an extraordinary job this week walking America behind the scenes of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue and outlining who is actually running the White House.

Monday night he asked us to invite one friend to watch; tonight I invite all my friends to watch.

-Sarah Palin

We smell the rumblings of a Draft Palin/Beck Dream Ticket!

Sarah Palin - Glen Beck 2012 Bumper Sticker

Oh those wacky Birthers. They are a few steps crazier than the Tea Baggers. Well, the California lawyer/dentist/realtor Orly Taitz who is the Queen of the Birthers has found Obama’s Kenyan Birth Certificate, which, according to something called World Net Daily is not a hoax, unlike the clear hoax of a Kenyan Birth Certificate that they found last week…or something:

Last week, a counterfeit document purporting to be Obama’s Kenyan birth certificate made the rounds of the Internet, but was quickly determined to be fraudulent. The new document released by Taitz bears none of the obvious traits of a hoax.

Obama's Kenyan Birth Certificate

Head over to World Net Daily to see closeups and further mental gymnastics!

Charlton Heston, late ape hater and President of the NRA, had quite an arsenal stored in his basement. No gold plated guns, like certain Mexican drug dealers…but damn.

Entering Charlton Heston's Gun Room

Charlton Heston's Guns. Whoa

Another view of Charlton Heston's Guns

A user at the BodyBuilding.com forums named boxingchamp93 wants to address the haters:

to the ppl that said i didnt have abs…142 lbs right now- one year difference

You can head over to the forums to the see the before picture if you’re into that sort of thing. It’s the after picture that caught the attention of the Internets (click to expand…if you must):

When someone pointed out the obvious, he answered with, well, who knows what to make of this:

i took a piss and then ran in there to take the pic bro chill out

Yeah…bro, chill out!

First, some Busey-isms:
“Gone: Getting Over Negative Energy,” “Faith: Fantastic Adventures In Trusting Him,” “Sober: Son Of a Bitch Everything’s Real,” “Fraud: Finding Relevant Answers Under Deception,” and “Freedom: Facing Real Exciting Energy Developing Out of Miracles.”

A Family Full Of Gary Buseys