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		<title>Step One: Drill Baby Drill. Step Two: Spill Baby Spill</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jun 2010 04:38:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s been a long time&#8230;but we&#8217;re finally ready to unveil the latest InfectedTube Original &#8211; Drill Baby Drill, Spill Baby Spill. Visit the t-shirt/hat shop and tell the world: Drill Baby Drill. Spill Baby Spill. And don&#8217;t miss our Palin Beck 2012 Bumper Stickers!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3 style="color: #333;"><strong><strong>It&#8217;s been a long time&#8230;but we&#8217;re finally ready to unveil the  latest InfectedTube Original &#8211; <em>Drill Baby Drill, Spill Baby Spill.</em></strong></strong></h3>
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<p><a href="http://www.cafepress.com/DrillThenSpill">Visit the t-shirt/hat shop and tell the world: Drill Baby Drill. Spill Baby Spill.</a></p>
<p>And don&#8217;t miss our <a href="http://infectedtube.com/2009/08/27/palin-beck-2012-campaign-bumper-sticker/">Palin Beck 2012 Bumper Stickers!</a></p>
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		<title>Photo Of Tiger Woods Texting (Lady #?) With Wife By His Side</title>
		<link>http://infectedtube.com/2009/12/18/photo-of-tiger-woods-texting-lady-with-wife-by-his-side/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Dec 2009 06:14:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;ve refrained from this whole Tiger Woods thing because, well, it&#8217;s just to hard to pick a winner. Until now. TMZ, the source, has been all over this story.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We&#8217;ve refrained from this whole Tiger Woods thing because, well, it&#8217;s just to hard to pick a winner. Until now.<br />
<div id="attachment_381" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 510px"><img src="http://infectedtube.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/tiger-woods-texts-woman-while-next-to-wife.jpg" alt="Tiger Woods Caught Texting A Lady-friend? With His Wife By His Side?" title="tiger-woods-texts-woman-while-next-to-wife" width="500" height="410" class="size-full wp-image-381" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Tiger Woods Caught Texting A Lady-friend? With His Wife By His Side?</p></div></p>
<p><a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/tiger-woods/">TMZ, the source, has been all over this story.</a></p>
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		<title>The Best Photos Of 2009 (at the always amazing Big Picture blog)</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Dec 2009 22:20:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The year 2009 is almost over (not to mention the decade), so everyone is coming out with lists, but we want to highlight just one &#8211; The Best Photos Of 2009, put together by Boston.com&#8217;s Big Picture blog. We&#8217;ll preview the first, the most obvious, and then you should head over to Boston.com.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The year 2009 is almost over (not to mention the decade), <a href="http://decadalist.tumblr.com">so everyone is coming out with lists</a>, but we want to highlight just one &#8211; The Best Photos Of 2009, put together by Boston.com&#8217;s Big Picture blog. We&#8217;ll preview the first, the most obvious, <a href="http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2009/12/2009_in_photos_part_1_of_3.html">and then you should head over to Boston.com.</a></p>
<p><img src="http://infectedtube.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/obamas-best-pictures-2009.jpg" alt="The Obamas At The Inauguration" title="The Obamas At The Inauguration" width="300" height="224" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-371" /> </p>
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		<title>Obama&#8217;s Kenyan Birth Certificate &#8211; Unearthed By The Birthers, Or Not</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Aug 2009 20:35:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oh those wacky Birthers. They are a few steps crazier than the Tea Baggers. Well, the California lawyer/dentist/realtor Orly Taitz who is the Queen of the Birthers has found Obama&#8217;s Kenyan Birth Certificate, which, according to something called World Net Daily is not a hoax, unlike the clear hoax of a Kenyan Birth Certificate that [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh those wacky <em>Birthers</em>. They are a few steps crazier than the <em>Tea Baggers</em>. Well, the California lawyer/dentist/realtor Orly Taitz who is the Queen of the Birthers has found Obama&#8217;s Kenyan Birth Certificate, which, according to something called World Net Daily is not a hoax, unlike the clear hoax of a Kenyan Birth Certificate that they found last week&#8230;or something:</p>
<blockquote><p>Last week, a counterfeit document purporting to be Obama&#8217;s Kenyan birth certificate made the rounds of the Internet, but was quickly determined to be fraudulent. The new document released by Taitz bears none of the obvious traits of a hoax.</p></blockquote>
<div id="attachment_341" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://infectedtube.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/obamas-kenyan-birth-certificate.jpg"><img src="http://infectedtube.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/obamas-kenyan-birth-certificate-300x258.jpg" alt="Obama&#039;s Kenyan Birth Certificate" title="obamas-kenyan-birth-certificate" width="300" height="258" class="size-medium wp-image-341" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Obama's Kenyan Birth Certificate</p></div>
<p><a href="http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&#038;pageId=105764">Head over to World Net Daily</a> to see closeups and further mental gymnastics!</p>
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		<title>Dana Milbank of Washington Post Calls Hillary Clinton A Mad Bitch</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Aug 2009 20:14:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Gawker explains: Ridiculous, panty-raiding Washington Post columnist Dana Milbank is partaking in further jackassery on behalf of the legendary paper yet again, now making videos where he&#8217;s calling Hillary Clinton a &#8220;mad bitch.&#8221; The Post pulled the video, but someone kept it. Milbank likes tries to be funny and cool and things that traditional newspaper [...]]]></description>
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<p><a href="http://gawker.com/5327864/washington-post-censors-video-of-dana-milbank-calling-hillary-clinton-a-mad-bitch">Gawker explains</a>:<br />
Ridiculous, panty-raiding Washington Post columnist Dana Milbank is partaking in further jackassery on behalf of the legendary paper yet again, now making videos where he&#8217;s calling Hillary Clinton a &#8220;mad bitch.&#8221; The Post pulled the video, but someone kept it.</p>
<p>Milbank <del datetime="2009-08-01T20:10:56+00:00">likes</del> tries to be funny and cool and things that traditional newspaper columnists aren&#8217;t! Which is funny, again, because &#8211; as made evident by his last appearance here: his embarrassing HuffPo-diss-hiss punditry on CNN &#8211; he hates bloggers, who do that kind of thing for a living, because we&#8217;re not journalists or something. But that kind of doesn&#8217;t make sense, because here he is, making a video about the Obama Beer Summit, suggesting that all parties involved &#8220;got it all wrong&#8221; and also, that Hillary Clinton should drink &#8220;Mad Bitch Beer.&#8221; The</p>
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		<title>Obama: You Can&#8217;t Put Lipstick On A Pig, But It&#8217;s Still A Pig</title>
		<link>http://infectedtube.com/2008/09/09/obama-you-cant-put-lipstick-on-a-pig-but-its-still-a-pig/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Sep 2008 00:33:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;That&#8217;s not change,&#8221; Sen. Barack Obama, D-Ill., said of what Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz., is offering. &#8220;You know, you can put lipstick on a pig,&#8221; Obama said, &#8220;but it&#8217;s still a pig.&#8221;]]></description>
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<blockquote><p> &#8220;That&#8217;s not change,&#8221; Sen. Barack Obama, D-Ill., said of what Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz., is offering.</p>
<p>&#8220;You know, you can put lipstick on a pig,&#8221; Obama said, &#8220;but it&#8217;s still a pig.&#8221; </p></blockquote>
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		<title>Governor Sarah Palin &#8211; Bridge To Nowhere &#8211; T-SHIRT</title>
		<link>http://infectedtube.com/2008/09/03/governor-sarah-palin-bridge-to-nowhere-t-shirt/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Sep 2008 22:02:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Remember The Bridge To Nowhere, Ted Stevens&#8217; favorite project that &#8220;Alaskan Maverick Reformer&#8221; said she opposed during her introductory speech with John McCain in Dayton, Ohio? Well she was, how they like to say, &#8216;for it before she was against it,&#8217; not just for it, really, really for it. She even had a t-shirt made: [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Remember <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gravina_Island_Bridge"><strong>The Bridge To Nowhere</strong></a>, Ted Stevens&#8217; favorite project that &#8220;Alaskan Maverick Reformer&#8221; said she opposed during her introductory speech with John McCain in Dayton, Ohio? Well she was, how they like to say, &#8216;for it before she was against it,&#8217; not just for it, really, really for it. She even had a t-shirt made:</p>
<p><img src='http://infectedtube.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/palin-nowhere.jpg' alt='Governor Sarah Palin - Bridge To Nowhere' /></p>
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&#8220;Palin said Alaska’s congressional delegation worked hard to obtain funding for the bridge as part of a package deal and that she &#8216;would not stand in the way of the progress toward that bridge.&#8221;<br />
Ketchikan Daily News 9/2006</p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://www.balloon-juice.com/?p=11217">More here</a>.<br />
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<strong><a href="http://mothermoosehuntermaverick.com">Mother, Moose Hunter and a Maverick indeed.</a></strong></p>
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		<title>Rhymes with ‘Hunt’: Shepard Smith Mispronounces Fox News Reporter’s Name</title>
		<link>http://infectedtube.com/2008/08/10/rhymes-with-%e2%80%98hunt%e2%80%99-shepard-smith-mispronounces-fox-news-reporter%e2%80%99s-name/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Aug 2008 18:30:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;So I was talking to Jonathan Glenn, and then I was about to thank Jonathan Hunt&#8230;&#8221;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>&#8220;So I was talking to Jonathan Glenn, and then I was about to thank Jonathan Hunt&#8230;&#8221;</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Girl Falls 14 Stories Down Chimney and Lives After Being Saved by Pile of Soot</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Aug 2008 22:06:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A 12-year-old girl just wanted to show her cousin the view from her family&#8217;s Manhattan rooftop. Instead, she fell into a chimney and plummeted down the flue for 14 stories, emerging nearly unscathed to tell her story after landing in a pile of furnace soot. Grace Bergere, a young rock drummer, was recovering at a [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>A 12-year-old girl just wanted to show her cousin the view from her family&#8217;s Manhattan rooftop. Instead, <a href="http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D92AFLP80&#038;show_article=1">she fell into a chimney and plummeted down the flue for 14 stories</a>, emerging nearly unscathed to tell her story after landing in a pile of furnace soot.</p>
<p>Grace Bergere, a young rock drummer, was recovering at a hospital on Saturday with an injured hip. A 2-foot-deep pile of ash and dust probably saved her life by cushioning her fall when she crashed into a basement furnace, fire officials said. </p></blockquote>
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		<title>Fox News Cameraman Helps Rescue Marine Hit by IED</title>
		<link>http://infectedtube.com/2008/08/04/fox-news-cameraman-helps-rescue-marine-hit-by-ied/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Aug 2008 22:05:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A FOX News cameraman helped save the life of an injured Marine in Afghanistan — and was injured himself — when the armored Humvee convoy he was traveling in was struck by a roadside bomb Sunday night in the Helmand province, a Taliban stronghold. Two U.S. Marines were badly injured when the improvised explosive device [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><a href="http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,397062,00.html"> A FOX News cameraman helped save the life of an injured Marine in Afghanistan</a> — and was injured himself — when the armored Humvee convoy he was traveling in was struck by a roadside bomb Sunday night in the Helmand province, a Taliban stronghold.</p>
<p>Two U.S. Marines were badly injured when the improvised explosive device detonated near their convoy. Though FOX News cameraman Chris Jackson was injured in the blast, he went back to the burning vehicle to rescue one of the Marines.</p>
<p>&#8220;The cabin was on fire and I jumped out,&#8221; said Jackson in a report filed immediately following the attack. &#8220;I went, grabbed the sergeant out of the shotgun seat, pulled him out.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Man Attempts to Use Handful of Weed to Bet at a Casino</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jul 2008 17:36:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Compilation of Reporters Getting Owned</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Apr 2008 22:30:12 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is a hilarious compilation of some of the best videos of reporters getting owned. I love it when people mess with these so called journalists.<br />
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		<title>Home Invaders Tape-Up 92-Year-Old Man in Wheelchair During Robbery</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Apr 2008 22:27:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[When Burr Robbins heard knocking at his door, he didn&#8217;t expect to be tied up and robbed. &#8220;The minute I opened that door up, these two characters rammed their way right in,&#8221; Robbins said. The men tied Robbins, a wheelchair bound war veteran, with electrical tape and demanded that he tell them where his money [...]]]></description>
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<p>When Burr Robbins heard knocking at his door, he didn&#8217;t expect to be tied up and robbed.</p>
<p>&#8220;The minute I opened that door up, these two characters rammed their way right in,&#8221; Robbins said.</p>
<p>The men tied Robbins, a wheelchair bound war veteran, with electrical tape and demanded that he tell them where his money and medication were.</p>
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		<title>Good Samaritan Killed Trying to Stop Starbucks Tip Jar Thieves</title>
		<link>http://infectedtube.com/2008/03/06/good-samaritan-killed-trying-to-stop-starbucks-tip-jar-thieves/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Mar 2008 16:13:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A 53-year-old Good Samaritan trying to catch thieves who ran off with a Starbucks tip jar is clinging to life Tuesday after the suspects hit him with their car, the St. Louis Post-Dispatch reported. A woman described as between 16 to 19 years old, walked into the Starbucks around 3 p.m. Monday and bought a [...]]]></description>
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 A 53-year-old Good Samaritan trying to catch thieves who ran off with a Starbucks tip jar is clinging to life Tuesday after the suspects hit him with their car, the St. Louis Post-Dispatch reported.</p>
<p>A woman described as between 16 to 19 years old, walked into the Starbucks around 3 p.m. Monday and bought a drink, and walked out to the parking lot. The 20-year-old man she was with grabbed the tip jar and ran, the newspaper reported.</p>
<p>The man, who police said was a regular customer, saw the incident and ran after the man.</p>
<p>&#8220;The car door was open, they sped off and he gets run over,&#8221; Capt. Rick Downs of the Crestwood police told the newspaper. &#8220;He ended up underneath the car.&#8221;</p>
<p>An anonymous donor, as well as Starbucks, each put up a $10,000 reward for information leading to the arrest and conviction of the suspects.</p>
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		<title>Explosive Devise Detonated at Times Square Military Recruiting Station</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Mar 2008 16:11:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[New York City police officers and firefighters cordoned off much of Times Square for more than two hours after a small explosion — set off, the authorities said, by an “improvised explosive device” — damaged the front of the Armed Forces Career Center on the traffic island bounded by 43rd and 44th Streets, Seventh Avenue [...]]]></description>
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New York City police officers and firefighters cordoned off much of Times Square for more than two hours after a small explosion — set off, the authorities said, by an “improvised explosive device” — damaged the front of the Armed Forces Career Center on the traffic island bounded by 43rd and 44th Streets, Seventh Avenue and Broadway at 3:43 a.m., officials said. No one was injured, and after a temporary interruption, subway service was restored.</p>
<p>Most traffic around Times Square was allowed to pass by 6:45 a.m., after vehicles had been diverted for more than two hours. City officials confirmed that police had initially blocked off the area as a precaution to ensure that there was no secondary device or other threat; the officials emphasized that they did not believe anyone was in danger.</p>
<p>Police officers at the scene said the explosion blew a hole through the front door of the recruiting station, which is at the northern end of the structure.</p>
<p>Members of the Joint Terrorism Task Force, the large Police Department and F.B.I. unit that investigates terrorism, were at the scene of the blast, supporting the Police Department’s Bomb Squad, which along with other police detectives likely will take the lead role in investigating the incident, an F.B.I. official said. The official said that in today’s attack, a man in a gray hooded sweatshirt was seen leaving the scene on a bicycle.</p>
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		<title>Rare Identical Triplets Born in NYC Will Require 10,000 Diapers Each Year</title>
		<link>http://infectedtube.com/2008/03/05/rare-identical-triplets-born-in-nyc-will-require-10000-diapers-each-year/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Mar 2008 17:34:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>WTF: High-Flow Experiment Uses Jet Tubes to Flush Grand Canyon</title>
		<link>http://infectedtube.com/2008/03/05/wtf-high-flow-experiment-uses-jet-tubes-to-flush-grand-canyon/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Mar 2008 17:32:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Floodby krs601 Federal agencies are gearing up to release a manmade flood aimed at refreshing the ecosystem of the Grand Canyon. A three-day torrent of water will be released from Glen Canyon Dam on the Arizona-Utah state line beginning Wednesday morning. The Colorado River in the Grand Canyon downstream from the dam used to be [...]]]></description>
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<p>Federal agencies are gearing up to release a manmade flood aimed at refreshing the ecosystem of the Grand Canyon.</p>
<p>A three-day torrent of water will be released from Glen Canyon Dam on the Arizona-Utah state line beginning Wednesday morning.</p>
<p>The Colorado River in the Grand Canyon downstream from the dam used to be warm and muddy. But the dam now traps silt and the river runs cold and clear through the canyon. The shift has helped speed the extinction of four fish species.</p>
<p>The agencies including the Interior Department and Park Service hope the flooding will redistribute sediment in the canyon. </p>
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		<title>Balimore Cops V.S. Skateboarder</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Feb 2008 04:15:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>High-Level Sex Offender Wins $10 Million Massachusett’s Lottery</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Feb 2008 04:13:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A convicted sex offender has won $10m in the Massachusetts state lottery in the US, but could face jail for failing to tell police he had moved. Daniel Snay&#8217;s win attracted the attention of the police in Connecticut, where he had lived for many years. They say he never informed them of his move. He [...]]]></description>
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A convicted sex offender has won $10m in the Massachusetts state lottery in the US, but could face jail for failing to tell police he had moved.</p>
<p>Daniel Snay&#8217;s win attracted the attention of the police in Connecticut, where he had lived for many years. They say he never informed them of his move.</p>
<p>He faces up to five years in prison if convicted of failing to notify authorities of his change of address.</p>
<p>His lawyer says when Snay moved, he registered only in the new state.</p>
<p>&#8220;If that is incorrect, we&#8217;ll have to fix it,&#8221; lawyer Joseph Fabbricotti said. &#8220;He wasn&#8217;t running. He&#8217;s been living here for four years.&#8221;</p>
<p>Connecticut police said Snay had not confirmed his address for the Connecticut sex offender registry since 2004.</p>
<p>&#8220;We&#8217;re trying to determine when he moved, why he didn&#8217;t register with us and whether any charges are warranted,&#8221; a spokesman said. </p>
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		<title>Probe launched after air stewardess performs topless mid-air striptease for the captain</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[An investigation has been launched after a video of a topless French air stewardess performing a sexy striptease for the captain while the plane was flying was leaked on to the internet. Despite the plane being in the air &#8211; and with several hundred passengers presumably blissfully unaware of what is going on &#8211; the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>An investigation has been launched after a video of a topless French air stewardess performing a sexy striptease for the captain while the plane was flying was leaked on to the internet.</p>
<p>Despite the plane being in the air &#8211; and with several hundred passengers presumably blissfully unaware of what is going on &#8211; the sexy cabin attendant removes her bra and lets the captain and co-pilot get hands on.</p>
<p>The video was leaked onto the internet by members of the French crew and has sparked a major probe at several European airlines to discover the crew members responsible.<br />
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<p>And yeah, <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/worldnews.html?in_article_id=511677&#038;in_page_id=1811">there is more</a>.</p>
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