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Jobs, characteristically, did not mince words as he spoke to the assembled, according to a person who was there who could not be named because this person is not authorized by Apple to speak with the press.

On Google: We did not enter the search business, Jobs said. They entered the phone business. Make no mistake they want to kill the iPhone. We won’t let them, he says. Someone else asks something on a different topic, but there’s no getting Jobs off this rant. I want to go back to that other question first and say one more thing, he says. This don’t be evil mantra: “It’s bullshit.” Audience roars.

This Week In God is a reccuring segment on The Daily Show. Back when Colbert was around he usually handled hosting duties. Since his departure Samantha Bee has taken over. While Bee has done an OK job, the segment just isn’t the same. Below we present to you Steven Colbert’s Best This Week In God Segments:

 
Save the Date
The RNC claims John Kerry will ban the Bible if elected, Harlequin Romance introduces faith-based novels and Six Flags holds “The Great Muslim Adventure Day.”

Texas
For one Texas pharmacist life begins when you first start thinking of sex.

Burger King Muslim
Stephen Colbert looks at Buddhist statues made with lasers, different punishments for masturbation, and the first Burger King to serve up halal meat.

Girls Gone Humble

And Finally, Our All Time Favorite This Week In God:

This Week in God – The Pope
John Paul II recovers from the flu, Triaminic is certified as kosher and the Spanish Catholic Church declares condoms immoral.