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Last night on “The Daily Show,” taped when everyone believed Barack Obama would handily win the New Hampshire primary and before pundits started dissecting whether Hillary’s tears actually helped her win, Jon Stewart reacted to the media circus surrounding Hillary’s “emotional breakdown.”

“That’s it? That’s the emotional breakdown that blows the election for her? I’m glad no one here ever sees me get a flu shot,” Stewart said.

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This Week In God is a reccuring segment on The Daily Show. Back when Colbert was around he usually handled hosting duties. Since his departure Samantha Bee has taken over. While Bee has done an OK job, the segment just isn’t the same. Below we present to you Steven Colbert’s Best This Week In God Segments:

 
Save the Date
The RNC claims John Kerry will ban the Bible if elected, Harlequin Romance introduces faith-based novels and Six Flags holds “The Great Muslim Adventure Day.”

Texas
For one Texas pharmacist life begins when you first start thinking of sex.

Burger King Muslim
Stephen Colbert looks at Buddhist statues made with lasers, different punishments for masturbation, and the first Burger King to serve up halal meat.

Girls Gone Humble
The Vatican releases a new video supporting feminine values, and Mecca-Cola hits stores everywhere.

And Finally, Our All Time Favorite This Week In God:

This Week in God - The Pope
John Paul II recovers from the flu, Triaminic is certified as kosher and the Spanish Catholic Church declares condoms immoral.

These have to be some of television’s greatest debates…

Here are the top four debates of these amazing segments

4. The Clinton Presidency
Classic Fighting Between the Two.

3. Ed Helms Guest Spot…
This is kinda of a cheat since Carrell is not on but is still hilarious. Steve Colbert Rails Helms for not going to Princeton thus being a dumbass. More Hilarity Ensues.

2. Medical Marijuana
Just Count the number of different names they give to pot. Priceless. Then it turns into some bizarre tangent about smoking weed while they wife swap. Its gold Jerry! Gold! (Kenny Banza Voice)

1. Responsible Drinking With Steve Carell and Colbert
This is quite possibly one of the funniest experiments EVER. Carell in interviews after claims that since he is a method actor this is all real. Classic moments ensue, Colbert being slapped. Carell is the funniest motherfucker on ERF. No more description needed, just watch.