The year 2009 is almost over (not to mention the decade), so everyone is coming out with lists, but we want to highlight just one – The Best Photos Of 2009, put together by Boston.com’s Big Picture blog. We’ll preview the first, the most obvious, and then you should head over to Boston.com.
Due to overwhelming demand, you may now purchase Palin Beck 2012 bumper stickers, Palin Beck 2012 apparel and more, all featuring the bumper sticker below!
Palin urged her 800,000-plus Facebook fans to watch the Fox News host:
FOX News’ Glenn Beck is doing an extraordinary job this week walking America behind the scenes of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue and outlining who is actually running the White House.
Monday night he asked us to invite one friend to watch; tonight I invite all my friends to watch.
-Sarah Palin
We smell the rumblings of a Draft Palin/Beck Dream Ticket!
Sarah Palin - Glen Beck 2012 Bumper Sticker
The Luther ain’t got nothing on this:
In the midst of a staggering obesity epidemic in the US, KFC has doubled down on a high-calorie menu choice. KFC is now offering a “sandwich” which consists of bacon, two kinds of cheeses and sauce between two pieces of fried chicken. That’s right, fried chicken as a bun instead of bread.
But if our figures hold true, and KFC won’t confirm they don’t, the Double Down is more caloriffic than the Wendy’s Triple with Everything and Cheese (1700 mg sodium, 960 calories, 26 gms of fat), the Burger King Stacker Quad (1770 sodium, 1020 calories, 69 gms of fat), and compares closely to the fat, salt and calorie totals of three McDonalds Big Macs put together (3060 sodium, 1620 calories, 87 gms fat).
We love us some town halls, and though we don’t have much love for Barney Frank, this is awesome:
At one point, confronted by an audience member holding a picture of President Obama defaced to make Obama look like Hitler who asked how he could support Nazi policies, Frank asked “on what planet do you spend most of your time?” When asked if he would respond to the question, he said “trying to have a conversation with you would be like trying to argue with a dining room table.”
This has left us speechless at Infected Tube. The geniuses? over at the Sarah Palin Fan ClubConservatives4Palin, mashed up this video of Sarah Palin clips with R. Kelly (yes, the R. Kelly who would like to piss on you) crooning that he’s The World’s Greatest (humble what?)
Gawker had this to say:
Since most Sarah Palin fetishists think she’s Christ reincarnated with a folksy twang and fertile vagina, it stands to reason that someone would eventually make a Palin video tribute set to the music of R. Kelly. That time is now.
At first glance you’d think that this utterly hilarious compilation, featuring the music of a black man renowned for on-camera golden showers and statutory rape, was a parody made by Keith Olbermann or Bill Maher’s staffs, but it was actually put together and posted to the web this morning by the delusional wingnuts who run the Conservatives4Palin website. Prepare to be mesmerized.
We also would be doing you a great disservice if we didn’t include a copy of Conservatives4Palin’s logo, a shot of Alaskan mountains and and the Trans-Alaskan Pipeline split by Palin’s backside. Got that? Mountains, ass, and oil!
Conservatives4Palin Think She Is The World's Greatest
And here is what the naive video editor had to say:
This video was a lot of fun to make and only took a few hours (I harvested clips from other Sarah Palin “bests” out there). The main purpose of this film is to share with you some clips that you might not have seen and to uplift and encourage all of your Palin-ites out there. We support a great woman that has truly taken a stand. She’s one of the world’s greatest!
Do you think he knows this song was written by a child molester about a black boxer named Muhammad?
Brilliant!
U.S. Government Stages Fake Coup To Wipe Out National Debt
Congress says that with no way to actually pay back our debts, faking a coup to eliminate financial obligations is the best plan for the U.S. economy.
