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Two years ago we brought you the most ridiculous chains in hip-hop. This year we updated that list with more ridiculous hip hop chains.

Apparently we were too quick to put that second list together because Soulja Boy aka Soulja Boy Tell ‘Em has gone and gotten himself a Lamborghini Diamond Chain. But wait, there’s more. The chain comes off, and can be controlled with a remote control, making it possibly the most expensive toy-car/jewelry every produced.

RapRadar had this to say:

Now, I’ve never been one to clock another man’s paper, but I think it’s time for an intervention. A diamond encrusted toy car? I mean, really. You’re 19-years-old DeAndre. You know, an adult. Now would probably be a good time time to start acting like one. Yes, you’re entitled to spend your money however want, but as a public figure, your prodigal habits help perpetuate stereotypes regarding Blacks and finance. Hey, I’m no Suze Orman, but at least I’m smart enough to know the difference between guns and butter.

Well, what do you expect for a video entitled (by its author, on his own YouTube account) rich nigga shit pt. 6

Wow…sometimes the best way to pay tribute to someone is to say nothing at all. Unfortunately the tools of Coldplay somehow decided that an adult-contemporary cover of the Beastie Boys’ (You Gotta) Fight For Your Right (To Party) would be a nice way to pay their respects to recently cancer-stricken Adam Yauch. Hopefully by the time you read this Coldplay will have made a copyright claim to remove the video!

To see a proper tribute peep Jay-Z opening with No Sleep Til Brooklyn

Oh those wacky Birthers. They are a few steps crazier than the Tea Baggers. Well, the California lawyer/dentist/realtor Orly Taitz who is the Queen of the Birthers has found Obama’s Kenyan Birth Certificate, which, according to something called World Net Daily is not a hoax, unlike the clear hoax of a Kenyan Birth Certificate that they found last week…or something:

Last week, a counterfeit document purporting to be Obama’s Kenyan birth certificate made the rounds of the Internet, but was quickly determined to be fraudulent. The new document released by Taitz bears none of the obvious traits of a hoax.

Obama's Kenyan Birth Certificate

Head over to World Net Daily to see closeups and further mental gymnastics!

This is sure to drive certain parts of Internets crazy:

A quick peek reveals that is exactly the case.

Granted, this was back in 2007…

“As I indicated before, I think that we’re going to have to have some system where people can buy into a larger pool. Right now their pool typically is the employer, but there are other ways of doing it. I would like to — I would hope that we could set up a system that allows those who can go through their employer to access a federal system or a state pool of some sort. But I don’t think we’re going to be able to eliminate employer coverage immediately. There’s going to be potentially some transition process. I can envision a decade out or 15 years out or 20 years out where we’ve got a much more portable system.”

Charlton Heston, late ape hater and President of the NRA, had quite an arsenal stored in his basement. No gold plated guns, like certain Mexican drug dealers…but damn.

Entering Charlton Heston's Gun Room

Charlton Heston's Guns. Whoa

Another view of Charlton Heston's Guns

A user at the BodyBuilding.com forums named boxingchamp93 wants to address the haters:

to the ppl that said i didnt have abs…142 lbs right now- one year difference

You can head over to the forums to the see the before picture if you’re into that sort of thing. It’s the after picture that caught the attention of the Internets (click to expand…if you must):

When someone pointed out the obvious, he answered with, well, who knows what to make of this:

i took a piss and then ran in there to take the pic bro chill out

Yeah…bro, chill out!

First, some Busey-isms:
“Gone: Getting Over Negative Energy,” “Faith: Fantastic Adventures In Trusting Him,” “Sober: Son Of a Bitch Everything’s Real,” “Fraud: Finding Relevant Answers Under Deception,” and “Freedom: Facing Real Exciting Energy Developing Out of Miracles.”

A Family Full Of Gary Buseys